2 Things

1) I saw a very attractive man on the trail I went hiking/running on today. He was hairy, hippie-looking, and of course with a couple girls. I passed him hiking up but was praying he didn't look back because he would have been able to see my butt hanging out since my shorts are so ridiculously short. When I returned back to my car, him and his girly friends were standing around and he kept staring. It made me nervous so I tried to not make eye contact I guess that is what I get for wearing such short shorts to go running in...

2) Bottomless(aka man-eating) toilets creep me out. They are the ones you often find in parks that do not have plumbing. When you sit on them there is usually a nice cold breeze and a smell of everyone else's waste protruding as you listen for your own to hit the bottom (10 minutes later!). Not fun. In fact, when I was younger, I used to hold it until we found a bathroom with plumbing because I couldn't stand to use them. I was always afraid something was going to jump out of it and bite my rump. I was desperate and had to use one today.